This was published 1986, featuring the best of Cracked's crime pieces.
This comic by John Severin parodies the 1975 version of Capone
According to this piece, we shouldn't have due process or Miranda rights, but I doubt the average Cracked reader would be concerned. Drawn by Jerry Grandenetti
Also by Severin
Southern Baptist Convention Buys Chick fil-A - A story claiming that the Southern Baptist Convention purchased the fast food chain was posted by a satire site.
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