Cracked #147, 1 of 4

Here's the first part of the 147th issue of Cracked from December 1977. Cover By John Severin signed with his middle name.
The contents page has a blurb saying:

AHA!!! We caught you, Sylvester! Man, you sure had us fooled; we always thought John Severin painted the covers. You better finish your self-portrait in a hurry 'cause you'll look awfulon the newsstand like that!!

Before anybody knew there actually was going to be a sequel, much less a series, they came up with this hypothetical sequel.

And in case you were actually playing this game, you'll forget about it in a couple weeks when I actually post page 38 so here are the answers.

Warren Sattler