This is issue #82 of Crackedfrom January 1970.
Cover by John Severin
The inside covers from hereon in were either a slogan or some kind of fake-out like this.
Parody of Ironside .
Art by Bob Taylor, known best for his work in National Lampoon. According to his interview in If You're Cracked, You're Happy: The History of Cracked Magazine, this was his first article for them.
Recurring feature Hudd & Dini by Vic Martin.
They often advertised their annuals in the issue.
Another recurring feature of theirs.
John Langton, one-time cartoonist for New York Post.
Guy Parks Like a Jerk Everyday, Finally Gets Owned - Be nice, everyone. Don't park like a douche.
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