This is the 2002 stockholders report for the Cognex Corporation.
Thanks to Michael Sullivan for a copy of this.
Don Martinhadn't worked for the magazine for fifteen years when this report was released, but I guess he was closely associated with the magazine enough to be included. It would be also easier than having to explain his omission to stockholders who hadn't read an issue in years.
They weren't as “out of it” as they would seem to parody John Caldwell.
The rest of this report is a straightforward stock report and company roster until it gets to the inside back cover.
While we're on the subject of Mad homages, here's the magazine-themed front page of my high-school yearbook in 1985.
Next Wednesday: The Norwegian edition of Mad.
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