These are the last of the 1000 jokes in this magazine.
Actually, I don't think there were exactly 1000 jokes in this magazine. It was just called 1000 Jokes. It's like that movie Used Cars where they had to prove in court they actually had “miles of cars” though the editors of this magazine are probably dead now, so they wouldn't be able to prove the quantity of jokes they had in the magazine.
Paul Peter Porges. Is it that it's hot outside and you wouldn't see a priest in shorts?
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