Not only do I not think these celebrities wrote these quotes, but they probably didn't know about them either. More likely the editors were recycling quips for older magazines and decided to attribute them to various youth celebrities.
Boba tea advertisement: edgy or bad translation? - Joey deVilla says of this sign found in a Thailand boba tea bar, "I can’t tell if they’re trying to be edgy or just got a bad translation."
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