Here's the rest of the NATIONAL LAMPOON parody of MAD.
Since you can't fold your screen (I don't think), I did this.
Hey, Melbourne! I'm coming to see you this week (Sydney, Adelaide and Wellington: you're next!) - I'm typing these words from Perth airport, after a *wonderful* time at the Perth Festival; my Australiasian tour for Walkaway has four more stops to go: ...
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